Everyone knows the REAL way to make "your friend's" day is to give her an inexpensive gift that makes her laugh so hard, she starts thinking about ordering incontinence products. Gassy partner? Subtle Butt and What the Smell? are the gifts that keeps on giving. White Elephant party coming up? Kitty Carpet is calling your name. Need to stuff your in-law's stockings? Doesn't that just scream Trunk In My Junk?