Cut the cheese?
thesolution is Subtle Butt: disposable gas neutralizers
Does your loved one have smelly gas? Is the passenger in 12C stinking up the plane with his altitooties? Is the dog getting a lot of blame? Take the bad part out of the fart with Subtle Butt fart pads. We combined activated carbon, fabric, and adhesive to create the most effective fart pad on the market.
Each pack of 5 Subtle Butt fart pads effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence. Simply stick one in the right place and you're ready for a chili cook-off or an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet. Giving Subtle Butt as a stocking stuffer is a great gift idea for your spouse, boyfriend or co-worker with smelly farts.
Each 3.25" (8.5 cm) square filter is made of soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Two adhesive strips are strategically placed so you know which side attaches to the underwear. And at around 1/16" thick, you will never know it's there but you will be able to tell that it is working by what you don’t smell.
We do not recommend reusing these!
Using Subtle Butt is easy as:
1) Peel off adhesvie and stick Stuble Butt onto the inside of your underwear or pants, exactly where you think it goes.
2) Got ofor it. Let 'er rip. Have at it. Cut loose. Break wind. Gas it up.
3) When you're done wearing Subtle Butt, remove and discard it if adhesive traces reamin, use a damp cloth for removal.
Contains: 5 saving graces
Color: Charcoal black
Material: Soft fabric-covered antimicrobial actived carbon
Measures: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16" (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 cm)
Made in the USA.
- Subtle Butt Review by Dale
- I want to thank you for this amazing product. You saved my marriage. My wife was pretty mad at my constant gas issues. She found this product and ordered it. It took me a minute to get my mind around the concept. But again, thank you.....it saved my marriage. (Posted on 11/8/13)
- This product is fabulous. It does work. Review by Cowgirl
- This product does work it is fabulous. I carry them in my purse and have given them out to my husband to use. Takes the sdor right out. (Posted on 4/23/13)
- Not just a novelty, these really work !!! Review by 'Toots' from N.M.
- My brother gave me these as a gag gift last year and we all had a good laugh, especially my friends in Albuquerque who are only too aware of my love of spicy Mexican food (and the horrific effect it has on me). One day I thought "why not give one a try". To my great and utter amazement It worked fabulously. I wear them all the time now. Even with my uncontrollable flatulence there isn't any embarrassing odor anymore. Can they be purchased in a larger quantity than 5 / pack? Do you offer a larger size? Great product (but don't tell my brother). (Posted on 4/10/13)