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Honest Kim's Titty Bar: now open!

This is not a place for pervy guys, but a custom service for women who want "the girls" to shine for a special occasion.

What woman doesn't want to look her best? For a special day, women can get manicures, spray tans, eyelashes, hair extensions, even rental clothes. But who is actually looking at your toenails when you have fabulous breasts? Honest Kim, the "expert of underneath" will make your breasts look exactly how you want for that special dress, wedding, bachelorette night, or day by the pool.

By special appointment, Honest Kim comes to you or your group using products she invents and manufactures as well as custom items for each situation. Some women need more lift, especially after breast feeding or getting older. Others want more volume. Others just want miles of cleavage. Still others just want some support without showing their bra. Depending on the outfit and what there is to work with, Honest Kim will use everything in her arsenal to make "the girls" shine.

Private and private group appointments are available at the locations and dates below:
Southern California 18-20 July
Las Vegas 16-19 August
Cabo San Lucas 28 August - 02 September
New York 05-09 September

Menu of Services

Bathing Boobies: $45 (choose 2: lift, volume, cleavage, discretion)

Clubbing Coconuts: $55 (choose 3: lift, volume, cleavage, discretion, support)

Bridal Bosoms: $65 (choose 4: lift, volume, cleavage, discretion, support)

click here to schedule your appointment

The Day of Your Appointment

  • Bring the outfit, swimsuit, or whatever you are wearing with you.
  • Bring your filled out and signed questionnaire/waiver with you.
  • Ensure you are showered and oil/lotion free around your entire breast area.
  • Please be on time. Waiting time is billed at $75/hour beginning 10 minutes after your appointment time