{"product_id":"subtle-butt-disposable-flatulence-odor-pads","title":"Subtle Butt: Disposable Flatulence Odor Pads","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSBD?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ebreaking \u003cstrong\u003ewind?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ecut the \u003cstrong\u003echeese?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet \u003cstrong\u003eSubtle Butt\u003c\/strong\u003e—the tiny fart filter your friends, coworkers, family, and fellow passengers never asked for but may quietly thank you for anyway. Stick it inside your underwear, let the activated carbon do its thing, and carry on. Same gas. Much less evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGot a chili cook-off on Saturday? An eight-hour flight on Sunday? A suspiciously bean-heavy lunch before Monday's meeting? \u003cstrong\u003eSubtle Butt\u003c\/strong\u003e is designed to help neutralize flatulence odors as they pass through the activated carbon filter. Nobody needs to know what's happening back there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You Need Subtle Butt in Your Life:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTAKE THE BAD PART OUT OF THE FART:\u003c\/strong\u003e Activated carbon helps trap and neutralize flatulence odors as they pass through the pad. You provide the gas. Subtle Butt handles the smell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIN, DISCREET \u0026amp; DOWNWIND:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each 3.25-inch square is made with soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon and measures only about 1\/16 inch thick. Two adhesive strips help keep it positioned inside your underwear or pants.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePEEL, STICK \u0026amp; PASS GAS:\u003c\/strong\u003e Remove the adhesive backing, position the pad where gas will pass directly through it, and go about your day. When you're done, simply peel it off and toss it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLESS SMELL, FEWER QUESTIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e Subtle Butt only neutralizes gas that passes through the filter, so proper placement matters. Get it right and you may finally stop blaming the dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTRAVEL:\u003c\/strong\u003e Because the passenger in 12C didn't sign up for your altitooties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWORK:\u003c\/strong\u003e Survive meetings, cubicles, and questionable lunch decisions with a little more discretion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGIFTS \u0026amp; STOCKING STUFFERS:\u003c\/strong\u003e A practical gag gift for spouses, coworkers, friends, and anyone whose farts have developed a reputation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOME:\u003c\/strong\u003e Give the dog a break. He's been taking the blame long enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nIncludes: 5 disposable Subtle Butt pads\u003cbr\u003e\nSize: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1\/16 in (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterial: Soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon\u003cbr\u003e\nColor: Charcoal Black\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ciframe height=\"281\" width=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/114773719\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eRead more from Honest Kim\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/honest-kim\/how-to-deal-with-other-peoples-smells\"\u003eHow To Deal With Other People's Smells\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/honest-kim\/public-restroom-etiquette\"\u003ePublic Restroom Etiquette\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Fashion First Aid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32985641802,"sku":"SB01","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1592\/5035\/files\/main-02.jpg?v=1790113792","url":"https:\/\/fashionfirstaid.com\/products\/subtle-butt-disposable-flatulence-odor-pads","provider":"Fashion First Aid","version":"1.0","type":"link"}