SBD?
breaking wind?
cut the cheese?
Meet Subtle Butt—the tiny fart filter your friends, coworkers, family, and fellow passengers never asked for but may quietly thank you for anyway. Stick it inside your underwear, let the activated carbon do its thing, and carry on. Same gas. Much less evidence.
Got a chili cook-off on Saturday? An eight-hour flight on Sunday? A suspiciously bean-heavy lunch before Monday's meeting? Subtle Butt is designed to help neutralize flatulence odors as they pass through the activated carbon filter. Nobody needs to know what's happening back there.
Why You Need Subtle Butt in Your Life:
TAKE THE BAD PART OUT OF THE FART: Activated carbon helps trap and neutralize flatulence odors as they pass through the pad. You provide the gas. Subtle Butt handles the smell.
THIN, DISCREET & DOWNWIND: Each 3.25-inch square is made with soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon and measures only about 1/16 inch thick. Two adhesive strips help keep it positioned inside your underwear or pants.
PEEL, STICK & PASS GAS: Remove the adhesive backing, position the pad where gas will pass directly through it, and go about your day. When you're done, simply peel it off and toss it.
LESS SMELL, FEWER QUESTIONS: Subtle Butt only neutralizes gas that passes through the filter, so proper placement matters. Get it right and you may finally stop blaming the dog.
Perfect For:
TRAVEL: Because the passenger in 12C didn't sign up for your altitooties.
WORK: Survive meetings, cubicles, and questionable lunch decisions with a little more discretion.
GIFTS & STOCKING STUFFERS: A practical gag gift for spouses, coworkers, friends, and anyone whose farts have developed a reputation.
HOME: Give the dog a break. He's been taking the blame long enough.
Includes: 5 disposable Subtle Butt pads
Size: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16 in (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 cm)
Material: Soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon
Color: Charcoal Black
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