Giggles & Gifts
Everyone knows the REAL way to make "your friend's" day is to give her an inexpensive gift that makes her laugh so hard, she starts thinking about ordering incontinence products. Gassy partner? Subtle Butt and What the Smell are the gifts that keeps on giving. White Elephant party coming up? Kitty Carpet is calling your name. Need to stuff your in-law's stockings? Doesn't that just scream Trunk In My Junk?
Subtle Bowl: toilet odor tamers
$6.95
Dropping bombs?Number2 PU?Shame of thrones? The Solution is Subtle Bowl: toilet odor tamers. Yes, everyone poops. And yes, it doesn't smell like roses. So for everyone who gives a sh*t, we...
Subtle Butt: disposable or reusable gas neutralizers
$12.95
SBDs? Cut the cheese? Breaking wind? The Solution is Subtle Butt: disposable or reusable gas neutralizers. Does your loved one have smelly gas? Is the passenger in 12C stinking up...
Kitty Carpet: reusable downstairs toupee merkin
$8.95
Botched brazilian?Misbehaved shave?Unveiled va-jay-jay? The Solution is Kitty Carpet: reusable downstairs toupee merkin. For the prodigal hippie, the French-web-footed-prostitute-in-another-life, and the woman who wants to bring some spice into the...
Trunk in my Junk: male false advertising
$11.95
Teeny weeny?Missing package?Shameful shrinkage? The Solution is Trunk in my Junk: male false advertising. Women do it all the time with padded bras, spandex shapewear and other mysterious artifacts. Some people...
What The Smell: bad smells filter
$8.95
Toxic emissions?Family roadtrip?Poop patrol? The Solution is What the Smell: wearable odor filters. Oh, the sweet smell of success. And oh, the repulsive smell of dive bars, doggie duty, airplanes, diapers,...
Sending Hugs: mailable hug greeting card featuring you
$1.95 $4.95
The world needs more hugs The only bad thing about hugs is that you can't give one to someone who isn't right next to you. Our new Sending Hugs fixes...
DoucheBomb: check-the-box douchebag outer
$1.00 $10.95
Over-cologning?Bad parking?Indoor sunglassing? The Solution is DoucheBomb: check-the-box douchebag outer. Special $1 price is for 3 Douchebags with smeared ink. Or, you can ask us to (happily) mail one to your...
The Dirty Side of Fashion book
$12.95 $19.95
Ironing issues? Stuck stains? Mystery machines? The Solution is The Dirty Side of Fashion interactive book. The 60-page Dirty Side of Fashion is a fun yet informational book containing laundry tips...
Fashion First Aid purse-sized kit (5 products)
$10.95
Fashion disasters? On-the-go emergencies? Wardrobe malfunctions? The Solution is Fashion First Aid purse-sized kit. Fashion First Aid Fashion Emergency Prevention Kit contains 5 of our most useful products in purse-sized convenience....
The Stylist Kit by School of Style
$79.95
Quick fixes? Last-minute changes? Backstage bustle? The Solution is The Stylist Kit by School of Style. This special edition kit curated by Lauren Messiah for School of Style contains everything...
Gift Card
$10.00
Shopping for someone else but not sure what to give them? Give them the gift of choice with a Fashion First Aid gift card. Gift cards are delivered by email...
Party Hats: adhesive erect areolae
$10.95
Attention defecit?Boring bust?O-pressed? The Solution is Party Hats: adhesive erect nipples Nipples- everyone has them, not everyone can use them, and a lot of people have strong opinions about them....